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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
hi everyone look at my cat his name is coconut
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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
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My favorite thing about the extended Calorum universe is when someone is saying something really intense and there’s a close up on the mini and it’s like. A pizza
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Dispel Magic? Uh yeah, I sure hope it is!
Riz Gukgak, trying to cheer Adaine up.
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Gorgug Thistlespring, Ricky Matsui, Skip and Colin Provolone are like the opposite of “same guy different font”. Different guys same font.
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Shout out to my favorite virgin, Thane Delissandro Katzon
I love you king I’m sorry every woman you ever wanted to slam you down big style got killed by that garbage disposal in that secret mold city
You still could have had a thing with the cheese knight but there was too much history and pain there so I get it.
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favorite lou wilson trait: when something is really funny to him, he laughs so hard its like he’s expelling seventeen demons from his lungs
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it is so funny to see Brennan finally give in and serve a look after holding out all through A Court of Fey and Flowers resolutely giving “some guy” for ten episodes while everybody else’s clothes and makeup got progressively more insane.
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You guys he was being so plain because he knew!!!! He knew that if he went all out all the time like Aabriya we wouldn’t survive it
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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big shoutout to the styling department on this one
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Lou turning to Brennan every time Matt says something he doesn’t understand is so funny to me. “I don’t like it when Matt says the names of things.” “Nowhere in the PHB.”
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can’t believe Matt killed the other two DM’s at the table to assert dominance
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nothing has changed my worldview so thoroughly as Ally calling Zac a word-sniper because I think about it every single time Zac makes a joke because its so true. people were talking about how they wanted to see Matt meet chaos force Emily while dming but there is no one better he could’ve faced than Sniper Zac. like Brennan said in the AP Zac is the only one who, by barely speaking a sentence, can break the most talented and accomplished improvisers in the world. They can meet a force of chaos and battle it - they are POWERLESS against a sniper
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Thank you to whoever said Colin is giving man amongst muppets energy it been providing me much serotonin all day



